love shmove

u are alcohol and I am intoxicated

mrsimon:

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:

That weird 10 seconds of good animation in an episode always weirds me out.

"This is shit" - James L. Brooks

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cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

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mettaworldrake:

mettaworldrake:

is sand called sand because its between sea and land?

thats FUCKED

holyy fakkkk

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

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BRUH

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

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super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

image

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professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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